11
不要没完没了地修图
你现实中长得不好看我们都知道
Don't photoshop yourself again and again.
We know you look ugly in reality.
12
你无法用钱买到幸福
因为你没有钱
You can't buy happiness with money,
Because you don't have money.
13
最怕你一生碌碌无为
还安慰自己平凡可贵
The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life
and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
14
不要看别人表面上一帆风顺
实际上，他们背地里，也是一帆风顺
Some people seem to have everything.
In fact, they do have everything.
15
受够了又肥又丑的自己吗？
快去健身房吧，光丑就行了
Tired of being fat and ugly?
Then go to the gym. Just be ugly!
16
你无法叫醒一个不回你消息的人
但是红包可以
You can't wake up someone who doesn't want to text you back.
But money can.
17
虽然你单身
但你胖若两人
Though you're single,
you occupy twice the space.
18
好女孩只得到了好字
而漂亮女孩却得到了所有
A good girl has good reputation.
A pretty girl has everything.
19
爱笑的女生运气不会太差
说实话，如果一个女生运气一直不好
我不知道她怎么笑得出来
A girl who laughs a lot usually has fortune on her side.
Seriously, I don't know how someone can manage to laugh if she got screwed by life.
20
像我这种连名牌都不认识几个的人
有时候连别人在炫富都感觉不到
With such limited knowledge of brands,
I can't even recognize when some people show off their wealth.
